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Smoke: A Toast To Toast

You would be able to sway the balance by either smearing jam on the toast to cover the butter (whereupon the cat would drop to the ground on all fours), or you could take a hacksaw to the cat's legs, whereupon he would promptly flip over and fall on his back, squashing the toast beneath him and spurting tall jets of warm blood four feet into the air.

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